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What happens if you boil a funny bone? It becomes a laughing stock. Haha, that’s humerus.



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How do you hide a dollar bill from a hospitalist? Put it under a surgical dressing.

How do you hide a dollar bill from a general surgeon? Put it in the chart.

How do you hide a dollar bill from a plastic surgeon? You can't.

How do you hide a dollar bill from a pediatrician? It doesn't matter where you put it, they won't find it anyway.

How do you hide a dollar bill from an ophthalmologist? Put it on an inpatient on the weekend.

How do you hide a dollar bill from an obstetrician? Put it on the patient's head.

How do you hide a dollar bill from an orthopedic surgeon? Put it in a textbook.

How do you hide a dollar bill from a neurosurgeon? Put it on their kid's forehead.



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