Laughter
A man returned to the U.S. after a trip abroad feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a barrage of extensive tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.
“This is your doctor. We’ve got the results back from your tests, and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty virus that is extremely contagious!”
“Oh my gosh,” cries the man. He’s in a panic now. “What are you going to do, Doctor?”
“Well, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and quesadillas.”
“Will that cure me?” asked the man hopefully.
The doctor replied, “No… but it’s the only food we can get under the door.” 😀
How do you hide a dollar bill from a hospitalist? Put it under a surgical dressing.
How do you hide a dollar bill from a general surgeon? Put it in the chart.
How do you hide a dollar bill from a plastic surgeon? You can't.
How do you hide a dollar bill from a pediatrician? It doesn't matter where you put it, they won't find it anyway.
How do you hide a dollar bill from an ophthalmologist? Put it on an inpatient on the weekend.
How do you hide a dollar bill from an obstetrician? Put it on the patient's head.
How do you hide a dollar bill from an orthopedic surgeon? Put it in a textbook.
How do you hide a dollar bill from a neurosurgeon? Put it on their kid's forehead.
A man returned to the U.S. after a trip abroad feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a barrage of extensive tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings:
-"This is your doctor. We’ve got the results back from your tests, and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty virus that is extremely contagious!”
-“Oh my gosh,” cries the man. He’s in a panic now. “What are you going to do, Doctor?”
-“Well, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and quesadillas.”
-“Will that cure me?” asked the man hopefully.
-The doctor replied, “No… but it’s the only food we can get under the door.”
A Short History of Medicine: "Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 A.D. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"
