A man returned to the U.S. after a trip abroad feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a barrage of extensive tests.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings:
-"This is your doctor. We’ve got the results back from your tests, and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty virus that is extremely contagious!”
-“Oh my gosh,” cries the man. He’s in a panic now. “What are you going to do, Doctor?”
-“Well, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and quesadillas.”
-“Will that cure me?” asked the man hopefully.
-The doctor replied, “No… but it’s the only food we can get under the door.”