How do you hide a dollar bill from a hospitalist? Put it under a surgical dressing.
How do you hide a dollar bill from a general surgeon? Put it in the chart.
How do you hide a dollar bill from a plastic surgeon? You can't.
How do you hide a dollar bill from a pediatrician? It doesn't matter where you put it, they won't find it anyway.
How do you hide a dollar bill from an ophthalmologist? Put it on an inpatient on the weekend.
How do you hide a dollar bill from an obstetrician? Put it on the patient's head.
How do you hide a dollar bill from an orthopedic surgeon? Put it in a textbook.
How do you hide a dollar bill from a neurosurgeon? Put it on their kid's forehead.