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A man returned to the U.S. after a trip abroad feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a barrage of extensive tests.

The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings:

-"This is your doctor. We’ve got the results back from your tests, and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty virus that is extremely contagious!” 

-“Oh my gosh,” cries the man. He’s in a panic now. “What are you going to do, Doctor?” 

-“Well, we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and quesadillas.” 

-“Will that cure me?” asked the man hopefully. 

-The doctor replied, “No… but it’s the only food we can get under the door.”

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